New Delivery Service! (Joke)

Today with each online purchase we will be offering a unique, on-foot, carry-out delivery service! At the check-out menu, be sure inform us on the method you would like it be delivered, whether be it sprinting, walking backwards, tip-toeing, spinning, or gliding!

(But, seriously our online sale is still on everyone! We’re still offering 40% off all goods with the discount code: NEWWEBSITE! all sales are FINAL. Promotion ends on Sunday Night, August 9th 11:59PM EST.)